Help a girl when she is in trouble
and she will surely remember you, only when she is again in trouble !!!!!!!
The 5 toughest question women ask
1:What are you thinking ?
2: Do you love me ?
3:Do i look fat ?
4: Do you think she is prettier than me ?
5: What would you do if i died ?
wife : i have changed my mind
husband : thank god :) !! Does the new one work now ???
Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected.
Son : Papa. have you ever gone to egypt ?
Dad : No, Why do you ask that ?
Son : well, where did you get this mummy from ? !!!
When u Get Attracted to a Girl. U will Realize what is Love.. When That Girl Starts Avoiding u.. U will Realize What is Life :D
At 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.
Women are like net virus
they enter your life,
Scan your pockets,
Transfer Money,
Edit your mind,
Download their problems,
Delete your smile,
and
hang you forever.
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